Salmon - Day 4 - Prepare for Frank Church Wilderness

So we get into town (after a visit of the local Forest Service Office to find maps and info on the area that I want to hike into) about mid-day.

This is a shot of downtown Salmon Idaho. Uh, I've been worse places.

We check into the hotel and as we pull around the back of the building, I see Scott LEAP out of the truck.

• Me: What the hell are you doing?
• Scott: Dude, look what I found. Isn't she sweeeeet?
• Me: Uh, sure dude, really sweet, now what you gonna do?
• Scott: Well, I was thinking we could invite her along.
• Me: Hmm...I know this is Idaho, but I'm not so sure. Invite? You have plans?
• Scott: Well, I am kinda horny....
• Me: Huh? How can that be? You humped the pillow all night, last night. You should be fine.
• Scott: Well, truth is, Sue and I get busy 5-6 sometimes 8 times a day.
• Me: Jesus...Not bad old man.
• Scott: Anyway, I was thinking she would fill in, in a pinch.
• Me: Well, she's OK, and I understand the situation, but since you DID pull her out of the trash, she does stink, probably not much different than some chicks we dated in high school. I think you should pass, let her find her own love.
• Scott: Yea, I guess you're right. Maybe not such a good idea?
• Me: No, probably not.
• Scott: Thanks man. What would I do without friends like you?
• Me thinking: Hmmm....Try to hump the stuffing out of a manequin made out of pantyhose found in a dumpster behind a renamed Super 8 Motel in Salmon Idaho?