Sunday, November 25, 2007

Random Photos

Kur Dog
Mac A Doodle
Pepper
Skid Mark
Kuri, Red, Dixie

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

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Saturday, September 15, 2007

UNICAT

Have you ever wondered? We have. A lot.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Oh, this is happy news

We're doomed. If we can't take care of the animals, how can we be expected to take care of ourselves?

Saturday, September 08, 2007

Slippery Slab

North Cascades, kinda near Steven Pass

Camera Phone video before we start.
We later had to change routes since I couldn't lead the mossy second pitch.

This was the first part of the climb, just a scramble. I'm hauling a full rack and a 70m climbing rope.

This was the first and only pitch, and it was kinda a combo of a slab/ramp and a chimney. The tough part was a small finger width crack I had to do my best to cram my fingers in. I sketched out a couple of times, as it was pretty damned hard to get decent foot placement. I damn near peeled off.

Brian and I on the top of slippery slab tower, about 2:30pm. We signed the summit register and headed home.

Not a great shot, but the tower in the background is what we climbed. We were back at the car in 1.5 hours and home by 7pm.

Saturday, September 01, 2007

Yoga GOOD

So, we do Yoga 2x a week. Been going about 2 months now. Man, I really like it. Good for stretching, good for muscle work. Little bit of Meditation. Yoga has it all. Most importantly I am climbing better than I ever have before and my calves no longer ache in pain because they are so tight.

These are the Yoga poses I know:

Froggie - Pigeon - Crow - Side Crow - Bird of Paradise - Down Dog - Up Dog - Baby Cobra - Happy Baby - Warrior 1, 2 and 3 - Boat Pose - Plank - Childs Pose.

There are others, but that is ALL I can think of now. I can almost do this:

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Thompson - Again

So last weekend, Brian and I decided we would try Thompson again. This attempt would be different:

  • Leave from his cabin @ Alpinetal
  • Leave super early
  • Go as light as we can
  • Go as fast as we can

As we're unloading things from my truck, I lock the keys in the cab. Nice. Not a big deal as most of my climbing gear is in the shell, and it is unlocked. So it looks like we will walk to the trail head. No biggie, maybe half a mile.

Brian and I drink a beer and relax. Try to get to bed early since it is an early rise. At 12:15 I wake up and remember I have a special credit card key in my wallet. How could I be so stupid as to not remember that? Jesus, am an idiot. I lay awake for the next 3+ hours waiting for the alarm. It doesn't go off and finally I get up @ 4am.

I eat a big bowl of Museli, as I'm not gonna bonk on this epic SOB. We're on the trail @ 5. Not bad, actually 5:02. An hour or so up the trail, we're making good time, but I'm hearing voices...Shit, somebody is on the trail behind us? Hell. An hour or so later, they pass us. Climbers. Where they headed? They say Thompson. Shit. Shit. Shit. It could be a problem. If they get on the rock BEFORE us, then we have to wait for them. Thompson is a long approach in and out. Last time (about 2 months ago) it was a 17 hour day. We were back at the car at midnight. Brutal. I have never been so completely wiped out.

So we press on. As we get near the lakes area of PCT they stop and chat with a couple of folks who spent the night near the lakes. It's 7:30 in the AM, who wants to chitty chat? I see that as our opportunity. We pass the 4 of them and I pick up the pace. I want us on the rock ASAP. Brian was on his toes as in the fog we nearly miss the left hand turn to scramble up what is called Bumblebee Pass. We hear voices behind us and really start moving. We get to the top and it's wet and cloudy and foggy and looking really bad. Shit. Shit. Now the weather is gonna keep us from attempt number 4? Shit. We eat a bite and take a breather trying to decide what to do next. I'm about 50/50 on bailing. Brian says, lets at least get to the other side of the bowl. We push on. The fog is super thick as it's really difficult to see where the notch is on the other side. None of the snow is left from our attempt 2 months ago. Where is that notch? We know where it is in general as we've been there 3 times before, but pretty hard to make out when you can barely see 100 feet in front of you. Then, the sky breaks for a minute, and we see the notch. We are so psyched. Hell maybe the weather will let up.

As we put on our boots and start to rack up on the first pitch, we hear voices. There they are, just minutes behind us. As the four of them come around the first big rock, we're ready to go. Brian has built a rock solid (ha ha) anchor and I'm tied in and ready to try this bastard again. We brought a new 9.9 mm 70 meter dual weave dry rope, I got on sale @ backcountry.com. Those guys have good stuff at good prices.

Pitch 1 - Climb a chimney. I remember. Turn towards they north and climb another climney. I remember it too. Scramble over the burley bush. Go. I'm feeling good, but the rope drag is really starting to be burdensome. I'm near the end of the rope. I find a decent ledge and set up a belay station. I have to huff and puff to really bring in the rope. We should have used more doubles and triple runners.

Pitch 2 - Climb up and around a corner. Move up slow and steady. Ah here is the ledge I remember last time. How did I get up this? I move to the right, and put in an Alien...Hmm, I don't like it. I step down and head back to the ledge. Shit what now. Ah hell, just climb. I put in that same Alien Cam @ the ledge and hope that if I fall, it will stay stuck in the crack. It was a while ago that i put pro in...If I fall, and that Alien pulls, it's really gonna hurt. Later I get to the ridgeline. I remember this spot as my water bottle fell out of the sleeve last time. I think it went a couple hundred feet. I wonder, did it break? It was my livestrong bottle. Damn. Oh well. Better the bottle than me! I decide the rope drag is so bad that I have to belay Brian from this spot. I tug on the rope and it barely moves. Jesus. This is gonna take a while. After quite a while of tugging, and my arms are burning like hell. I get Brian up the the ledge.

Ridgeline - I bring Brian up and we're gonna protect the next slabby section. I put in a couple pieces but soon I'm out of rope. Good thing too. I was getting tired of rope drag, once again. Our climber friends are right behind us. They are proably better climbers, and they are in rock shoes, not boots. Two distinct advantages. I tell Brian, I need a break. He has to lead as the rope drag is killing me and I need just a bit of a breather.

Brian heads to the left up a little ramp and around the corner. The rope is moving pretty fast as I'm guessing, it's pretty easy climbing. It is. In a few minutes he's on the top, but this is not the summit. We walk along the top and discover a small ridge. Brian leads out, as he scrambles over and climbs an easy 4th class pitch. He brings me up and we toss the rope down and walk to the top. The sun clears up the fog and we sit for a half an hour enjoying the view.

Money Shot

Me on the top, facing north, the southern hump is just behind me.

Summit Movie

We walk north and with two rappells down, are near a meadow where we can walk down the far eastern side of Thompson. This appears to be the scramble route up. You mean we could have walked up? Jesus H?

We get down the scree/talus field and in to the bottom of the bowl. Nice snow melt water. We fill up the water bottles, eat a snack and head back up the other side of the bowl, back to bumblebee pass and PCT will take us home. Moving fast, we are back at the parking lot in 3 hours.

  • Trailhead - 5:00 am
  • Bumblee Pass - 8:30 am
  • First Pitch - 10:00 am
  • Summit - 2:00 pm
  • Depart - 2:30 pm
  • Bottom of bowl - 4:30 pm
  • Trailside - 5:30 pm
  • Trailhead - 8:30 pm
  • Total Time 15:30 hours

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Thompson - Denied

Tried to make an attempt on Thompson again. Damn diet foiled me as I didn't feel like I had any juice in my system. My Naturopath warned me about that. I didn't believe her. Now I do.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

My Friend Tom Sent me This

A Professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The Professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The Professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous "yes."

The Professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

Now, said the Professor as the laughter subsided. I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things--your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions--and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take up a hobby or special interest.

The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.

The sand is everything else--the small stuff. If you put the sand into the jar first, he continued, there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.

The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.

Take care of the golf balls first--the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand. One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented. The Professor smiled. I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.

Monday, July 23, 2007

Hello to Rabbits

So today's blog is an official hello to Rabbits. Why? Because Rabbits and I now eat the same food. Short Version: My kidneys don't process protiens very well. Therefore, as directed by my Naturopath, I'm changing some of my dietary habits to see if that makes a difference, and taking some suppliments.

Beginning last week, I'm on a pretty restrictive detoxification program right now. On this 3 week program:
  • No meat (chicken, beef, pork, sausage) fish is OK
  • No dairy (milk, cheese, ice cream) soy is OK
  • No white rice (brown is OK)
  • No refined sugar (Look at the ingredients. What doesn't have sugar added? Jesus H!)
  • No refined flour (What doesn't have flour? No pasta, cookies, bagel, pastries, chips)
  • No coffee (Ouch)
  • No alcohol (Not even a beer. Double Ouch)
What can I eat? If you think about it, not much.
  • Fruit - OK, I eat tons of fruit anyway. Dried fruit with no sulfates in it.
  • Veggies - Eat quite a bit of those.
  • Nuts - Eat some with cereal, but could eat more
  • Beans - Eat some, but I could eat more
  • Fish - Eat once a week but now more like 3-5
  • Flourless bread - Gotta admit not bad
  • Tortillas - Love those
  • Water - Drink lots, could drink more
  • Soy Milk - Don't like it, but now I'm learning
  • Fruit Juice - Drink some, but could drink more
  • Medi-Clear Suppliment Powder - Mix this in with the above

So I started on Friday the 20th. For some bizzarre reason, Saturday night my lower back and hips were killing me. Sunday same thing, but not as bad. The aches and pains have gone away, now. Monday I added the powder mix. It's not that good. Kinda caulky. Mostly rice protien. Feeling OK. Maybe my diet isn't as good as I thought?

So I asked the Doc, what was up with the lower back pain. She said some type of reaction is pretty common. Depending upon your diet, is how drastic you react. Wow. What if I was a Mr MacDonalds 3x a week kinda person? We took my blood preasure for fun.

  • Two months ago: 128/80
  • Now: 117/73

Oh no. It's better. I think I'm in trouble.

So I stay on this for 3 weeks (actually 18 days remaining) then I get a blood draw, then we see what my numbers are.

How do I feel? Actually I feel OK. Kinda hungry since stuff burns through me pretty quickly. I do feel "lighter" too. Yea, I'm pooping twice a day, but that's only one more than usual. Who knows, more details later.

Sunday, July 15, 2007

Yoga

Yea, that's right. I'm a freak. I own a Yoga mat. Go figure. More details later.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

GOLF

Will somebody explain to me, in terms my small brain can understand, what in the fuck is with this Golf thing? Jesus H Fucking Christ on a crutch! Is it the rich who want you to know they are rich? Is it the poor who want you to think they are rich? Is it the middle class straining to reach the upper middle class? I have no idea.

I couldn't say it better myself.

http://suck.com/daily/2000/06/16/daily.html

God Bless the Internet.

One of these times, when someone asks me if I golf, which of these will be my answer?


  • Golf is for fags..Ya know that wasn't a very nice thing to say about a fag.
  • Golf, are you fucking kidding me? Do I look like a golfer?
  • Golf? I think I'd rather be fucked a hungry grizzley bear in the ass.
  • Golf....Hmmm Golf...What is that exactly?
  • Golf....Uh...Golf....Hmmm....I don't play golf. I think it's lame, stupid and for fat ass fucks who can't do anything else.
Judge not, lest you be judged. I have golfed, once, about 10 years ago. I remember it quite well.

Fade in dreamy music...

At the first hole, I smacked the fuck out of the ball and thought, hmm this might be fun. Since I refused to ride in the cart, I went to look for my ball. Don't remember if I found it or not, but now for smack two!

Smack. Hmmm Ok, look at that little fucker go. Interesting. The harder I try, the farther it DOESN'T go. What in the hell is with that? OK, I can tell this is gonna be stupid as shit. Good thing I have a beer with me.

(smack, walk, smack, walk, smack, look in weeds, get another ball....4-5 holes later)

Well hell...How much more do we have of this? 18 holes? You're fucking me, right? Holy shit. Okay, smack the ball 5-10 times per hole, and do this 18 separate times? Shit. I am in serious trouble.

(Ninth hole, this bullshit is old.)

Well, I can say with certainty I sure as hell won't be doing this stupid thing again.....Good Christ, how can people do this all damned day? Better yet, these fuckers with their stupid golf clubs cart them bastards to Arizona and California and all sorts of places to play golf? Shit I see dumb asses towing their golf carts around to OTHER courses....Good God.

If you are my friend, and you golf you know me well enough to NOT be offended. If you are NOT my friend, and you were offended. Uh. Piss off.

I really hope my health is NEVER so poor that the only thing I can do is golf. I think that would be sheer hell. Worse than cancer. At least it was a challenge, and it was NOT boring.

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Hanging Out

Fab and I had plans for a road bike ride today....It rained this AM, but by 10 it had stopped...off we go. Woodinville-Maltby-Snohomish-Monroe-Woodinville. We were ready to climb Woodinville-Duvall road but I decided to ride more. Ames Lake, Union Hill, Avondale, Woodinville Duvall Road. Five hours in the saddle. I think it was about 65 miles. Oh, and I rode my single speed and with the new cranks I went up to a tooth on the front...39x18. So, 65 (maybe 70) ain't bad. Not half bad at all. I was tired by the time I hit Avondale....Had to dig kinda deep to make it back to Puddinville.
Then we came back to my place, ate pizza, drank beer and played xbox...A perfect day for the men!

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Damn Snow

So if you look @ weather patterns throughout the US of A, pretty much most western states are in a serious drought. Colorado, Montana, Arizona, New Mexico. What about Washington and Oregon? Uh. No. Not quite. Not close. We've got so damned much water it's scary. Hell there is still SO much snow up in the Cascades. In fact, I've been here 13 years and I don't remember this much snow, so late...ever.

So Brian and I tried to climb a simplish route yesterday, kinda near Skykomish.

Uh...hello snow.
Don't you need to go?
I've been waiting for you to melt
Even if it's slow.

I'd like to do some climbing
Instead of this stupid rhyming
And this is how I've felt
You've got such shitty timing.

An hour up the trail, it was wet, raining, cold, and snow covered. Not sure if our climing season is a bust this year....Maybe good glacier climbing, but as far as the pure alpine pursuit....I'm skeptical.

Can anybody say Vantage? How about Smith Rock?

Monday, June 11, 2007

Sopranos is DONE

So we were pretty avid Soprano's watchers. I liked it and thought the ending was rather fitting to the show. What happened there? I suspect Tony was killed, AJ joins the Hollywood scene, since he appeared to be impacted by "worthlessness" of it all, Carmela became another mobster widow, and Meadow became a mobster lawyer in pursuit of a bias against "Italian" Americans.

HBO produces the best TV on TV. However that said, the best series todate is Six Feet Under. Best drama series on television, ever. Watch it, and you be the judge.

I watched Lost. OK.
I watched Heroes. Decent
I don't watch game shows. Lame
I don't watch popularity shows. Super Lame
I don't watch reality shows. Uh.....
However, I like MTV2 Rob and Big. Funny as shit.

GMa and Kenneth - Visit 2007!

Every year my Grandmother (mom's mom) comes to Spookaloo for a visit. So we head over to see them for as long as our schedule will allow. Since I'm working again and self employed I don't get paid vacation....anyway it's good to go for a visit. Me and my nieces, my sis's kids. Casey and Reese
Mrs Dirtbagger hugging a giant chicken. Don't ask.
Me and Gma in the Spookaloo sun. The clan, Kenneth, Mr Dirtbagger, Gma, Larry, Ma, Me.
oh and Pepper, mom's runt dog.

Thursday, June 07, 2007

Da Toof

Just north of da toof. Mt Byrant in the background.
Brian's Cuzzin Tim (that's how they spell it in Kansas, Ohio, Iowa, where ever. Cuzzin Tim did pretty well considering a) he doesn't hike b) he lives in where ever, and c) we move fast. I was pretty impressed since I figured we'd drop him like a hot rock in the snow the first sleep section. Nope...He hung tough. Nice job Cuzzin Tim.
More scenes pics of da toof.


BTW, we got to the first pitch and 12 people were queued up BEFORE us and that didn't include who was on the mountain. We ate a snack and decided BS on that, and headed to try Chair Peak.
Me headed towards Chair Peak, but we couldn't make it all the way over there and get off the mountain in a decent time. We had no successful summits (oh I did scramble up this little peak just for something to do) but we did have a pretty good time. GREAT glissading BTW.

Monday, May 28, 2007

Mid Spring Guye Peak

Brian and I decide we're gonna try Guye peak. We were not successful. Rock was too slick andt the route we were trying to scope out was to brushy and hard to protect.

Brian on the snowy approach.

I have no idea, but it was funny.

I guess Brian isn't having as good a time as I am?


We ended up bagging the attempt and heading home early.

Friday, May 25, 2007

7 Hills of Kirkland

Local bike ride on Monday, but I'm planning to go climbing...damn.

I would really like to try to ride the 7 Hills of Kirkland (full century ride) on my singlespeed BUT it has no cranks!!!

DAMN, that would be such a fantastic challenge!